MDK - Press Start (Sterrezo Remix)

by MDK (Morgan David King)

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REVIEW TAKEN FROM YALP.COM
ESTABLISHMENT: Slick Rick’s (Bay 3, The Velvet Voyager)
WRITTEN BY USER: FeistyPhoenix47
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Ahh yes, Slick Rick’s. Not even on your wildest Tuesday night “adventure”, while you’re “discovering yourself” would you want to end up in a place like this. Non-existent table service, horrendous menu selections and DISGUSTING signature drinks (what the HELL is a “Crusty Trumpet”, anyway!?) all add up to be quite the disastrous evening. However, for the sake of FeistyPhoenix47’s “Quest for the Grossest Bar in the Galaxy – Episode 487”; I had no choice but to go inside and investigate further.

From the minute you walk in, your immune system feels as though it’s under siege. Let’s just say that the hygiene (of both employees AND the clientele) is ”questionable”, at best. The bartender, our boy Ricky himself I presume, is rocking a hat and mustache that look as though they belong in a 1920’s mobster flick. In fact, every Corsair in this establishment appears to be dressed the same way, and I’m quite confident those aren’t employee uniforms...

(Side note: I do feel obligated to add that the entertainment here IS undeniably brilliant – that Smooth Jazz fellow really puts on quite a show. It’s a shame this bar doesn’t match the energy of his performance. Doesn’t he OWN the place?? It’s on his ship after all!)

Anyway, back to the review! Slick Rick appears to have a partnership with that new “Super Ultra” energy drink thing though. You know one, the toxic crap in the blue & orange can? I swear, they must’ve tried to sell it to me at least 10 times in one night! Even saw ads playing for it as I walked past the arcade machines to use the bathroom, yeesh!

Menu & service aside, the entire establishment is severely suffering from a case of “you-feel-like-you’re-going- to- get- stabbed-itis”. It’s the kind of place where a stranger will walk up and you have no idea if they’re about to stick you with a knife or buy you a drink. But hey, some folks are into living on the edge like that I suppose.

OVERALL:

Two outta ten, wouldn’t come here again! Sorry, Mr. Jazz Man – your saxophone skills can only can’t make up for a less than mediocre bar experience. You and your jazzy Space Invader buddies can hang out here all you like, but you won’t find me in this neck of the woods again any time soon!

SERVICE: *
FOOD: *
ENTERTAINMENT: ****
$$$: **

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released April 26, 2019

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MDK (Morgan David King) Vancouver, British Columbia

Morgan David King (MDK) is a 27 year old electronic music producer hailing from Vancouver, Canada. He enjoys long walks on the beach, and making weird-ass music for y'all to jam out to.

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